Kleion Flight

Lolwut?

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:32:54 -0400

So I got an email from a Fanfiction dot net administrator. I’m thinking, “Oh boy, I’ve finally been banned. I knew this day was coming. I’m gonna take it gracefully, darn it! ~~It’s all saved to my computer anyway, so I can always re-post it later if I want to.~~”

They only deleted one fanfic, and none of the others. I have a fanfic involving the dismemberment and murder of a child, a fanfic involving murder-sex, and worse. Yet, the one they choose to take down is arguably the most vanilla yet. So I’m thinking now, “Okay, they must have just been taking down recent ones.” But all the other fanfics with those characters, including ones that have been there longer and were just recently updated, are all still there.

The world may never know why “The Book of Hell” got singled out, out of all the shit I’ve written. But I’m leaving FF now, and Konata is showing me how to set up a writing Tumblr. So I guess there’s gonna be more activity here now. Huzzah? XD

~~Why won’t you ban me like all the cool kids, FF?~~

You know that person, "wangyaohasafabulousbutt"? She's actually a younger version of you from an alternate timeline. Apparently, younger!"you" didn't write Debt, but somehow you read it, and fell in love with China.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 13:57:26 -0400

Impossible, my inferiority complex leaves me too intimidated by strangers to fall in love with anyone I don’t know personally. Even anime characters. :P

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 13:32:21 -0400

I’m feeling pretty good right now. Classes went well, just like I told myself to believe they were going to. It’s amazing what inner pep talks can do. I met this day head on, man! I married today just so I could grab it by the hair beat the crap out of it! Of course, now I’m in prison for spousal abuse. Apparently days have rights now. Who knew?

Hi, um... I'm a friend(?) of Bea's and I think you're awesome xP ((wow I'm sorry I sound really stupid I just wanted to try to interact with you?))

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 01:21:29 -0400

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU OR ANYTHING YOU’RE SELLING!

…Wait, wrong cue card, my bad. What’s shaking, brutha?

klei there's this thing called skype, also gdocs. get on it

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 00:22:26 -0400

Oh, you’re on! I forgot that I’d set myself to offline when I logged off yesterday. OTL Would have seen this earlier, but I got distracted by a doujinshi on my dash. Oopsies. XD I thought you would be at work by now, though? You’re not slacking, are you? »

Hey guys, I'm back. :D

Sun, 19 Aug 2012 23:55:00 -0400

I haven’t checked this Tumblr in ages, I wonder what’s up on my dash…

Let’s see, here. An ass-baby, various pictures depicting gorn, a religious debate, and some clop-material.

Everything appears to check out. :D Ha, sorry I’m on late, guys. Had to go check out more cars. I don’t give a fudge what color it is, guys, stop asking me as though you actually care about my opinion. God. >_<

Anyway, I’ll reply now, though it appears no one else I roleplay with is on. It IS almost midnight, after all. Le sigh.

I asked this question to mama Bea, so I'mma ask papa Klei. :3 If you were suddenly elected president, what would you do? (and know, you're not allowed to say "I resign" ;3)

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:34:21 -0500

Ha, resign? I’d dedicate all funding from school to the military to the research of mutant super-ferrets. :D

That awkward moment when...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:53:18 -0500

…you comment negatively on someone’s fanfic to a friend, only to find out that the person who wrote it is a friend of theirs. Damn Kinkmeme anonymity. OTL *crawls into the hole of shame* I’M SORRY. For what it’s worth, I did enjoy it, and was sad when the update took so long. ;3; Klei is just bitter because she’s an impatient S.O.B. (Well, D.O.B, because I’m not a man.) Don’t listen to a word I say.

Wart Removal

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 15:34:12 -0500

AOFRHADOHGEOGMDO asefomaofaA asdgfHAUMadgagdaOPDS AHAUMOPDSA. Forgive the spam, but THIS SHIT HURTS. ASDFGHJK-

nothing much, just browsing the internets and begging bea to write a fic for me uwu it isn't working tho

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 15:32:06 -0500

Ooh, what kind of a fic?

tugs on your shirt ;3;

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:18:32 -0500

…I’m getting to it now. XD

oh so you're the infamous klei :o hi there i'm anya and i'm bea's friend :3 it's nice to meet you

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:12:24 -0500

Nice to meet you, too. :3 What’s up?

hey why are you still following tumblr staff

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:11:46 -0500

I can un-follow them?

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 10:11:29 -0500

Uh, I generally just angst like an whiny emo bitch until someone distracts me from it. :D

What is this I don't even.

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 21:33:05 -0500

Am I doing this right, Bea? God, I feel like an old woman trying to figure out how to internet. XD Umm, I’m Klei of fanfiction.net, I write all sorts of random stuff that some people like and other people hate.

…Am I supposed to write something more productive here? I can’t imagine anyone would be interested enough in me to read this. Klei is a rather boring person. Who also refers to herself in third person on occasion for no reason. You can probably guess what one of the races I rolled on Skyrim was from that fact alone.