May 2013
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Lolwut?
So I got an email from a Fanfiction dot net administrator.  I’m thinking, “Oh boy, I’ve finally been banned.  I knew this day was coming.  I’m gonna take it gracefully, darn it!  It’s all saved to my computer anyway, so I can always re-post it later if I want to.” They only deleted one fanfic, and none of the others.  I have a fanfic involving the dismemberment...
May 9th
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September 2012
2 posts
Anonymous asked: You know that person, "wangyaohasafabulousbutt"? She's actually a younger version of you from an alternate timeline. Apparently, younger!"you" didn't write Debt, but somehow you read it, and fell in love with China.
Sep 25th
I came, I saw, I conquered.
I’m feeling pretty good right now.  Classes went well, just like I told myself to believe they were going to.  It’s amazing what inner pep talks can do.  I met this day head on, man!  I married today just so I could grab it by the hair beat the crap out of it!  Of course, now I’m in prison for spousal abuse.  Apparently days have rights now.  Who knew?
Sep 25th
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August 2012
3 posts
sassygayhongkong-deactivated201 asked: Hi, um... I'm a friend(?) of Bea's and I think you're awesome xP ((wow I'm sorry I sound really stupid I just wanted to try to interact with you?))
Aug 20th
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beatricethegolden asked: klei there's this thing called skype, also gdocs. get on it
Aug 20th
Hey guys, I'm back. :D
I haven’t checked this Tumblr in ages, I wonder what’s up on my dash… Let’s see, here.  An ass-baby, various pictures depicting gorn, a religious debate, and some clop-material. Everything appears to check out.  :D  Ha, sorry I’m on late, guys.  Had to go check out more cars.  I don’t give a fudge what color it is, guys, stop asking me as though you actually...
Aug 20th
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March 2012
9 posts
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: I asked this question to mama Bea, so I'mma ask papa Klei. :3 If you were suddenly elected president, what would you do? (and know, you're not allowed to say "I resign" ;3)
Mar 7th
That awkward moment when...
…you comment negatively on someone’s fanfic to a friend, only to find out that the person who wrote it is a friend of theirs.  Damn Kinkmeme anonymity.  OTL  *crawls into the hole of shame*  I’M SORRY.  For what it’s worth, I did enjoy it, and was sad when the update took so long.  ;3;  Klei is just bitter because she’s an impatient S.O.B.  (Well, D.O.B, because...
Mar 7th
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Wart Removal
AOFRHADOHGEOGMDO asefomaofaA asdgfHAUMadgagdaOPDS AHAUMOPDSA.  Forgive the spam, but THIS SHIT HURTS.  ASDFGHJK-
Mar 4th
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himapapaftw asked: nothing much, just browsing the internets and begging bea to write a fic for me uwu it isn't working tho
Mar 4th
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: *tugs on your shirt* ;3;
Mar 4th
himapapaftw asked: oh so you're the infamous klei :o hi there i'm anya and i'm bea's friend :3 it's nice to meet you
Mar 4th
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: hey why are you still following tumblr staff
Mar 4th
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Mar 4th
What is this I don't even.
Am I doing this right, Bea?  God, I feel like an old woman trying to figure out how to internet.  XD  Umm, I’m Klei of fanfiction.net, I write all sorts of random stuff that some people like and other people hate. …Am I supposed to write something more productive here?  I can’t imagine anyone would be interested enough in me to read this.  Klei is a rather boring person.  Who...
Mar 3rd
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