So I got an email from a Fanfiction dot net administrator. I’m thinking, “Oh boy, I’ve finally been banned. I knew this day was coming. I’m gonna take it gracefully, darn it! It’s all saved to my computer anyway, so I can always re-post it later if I want to.” They only deleted one fanfic, and none of the others. I have a fanfic involving the dismemberment...
Anonymous asked: You know that person, "wangyaohasafabulousbutt"? She's actually a younger version of you from an alternate timeline. Apparently, younger!"you" didn't write Debt, but somehow you read it, and fell in love with China.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
I’m feeling pretty good right now. Classes went well, just like I told myself to believe they were going to. It’s amazing what inner pep talks can do. I met this day head on, man! I married today just so I could grab it by the hair beat the crap out of it! Of course, now I’m in prison for spousal abuse. Apparently days have rights now. Who knew?
sassygayhongkong-deactivated201 asked: Hi, um... I'm a friend(?) of Bea's and I think you're awesome xP ((wow I'm sorry I sound really stupid I just wanted to try to interact with you?))
beatricethegolden asked: klei there's this thing called skype, also gdocs. get on it
Hey guys, I'm back. :D
I haven’t checked this Tumblr in ages, I wonder what’s up on my dash… Let’s see, here. An ass-baby, various pictures depicting gorn, a religious debate, and some clop-material. Everything appears to check out. :D Ha, sorry I’m on late, guys. Had to go check out more cars. I don’t give a fudge what color it is, guys, stop asking me as though you actually...
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: I asked this question to mama Bea, so I'mma ask papa Klei. :3 If you were suddenly elected president, what would you do? (and know, you're not allowed to say "I resign" ;3)
That awkward moment when...
…you comment negatively on someone’s fanfic to a friend, only to find out that the person who wrote it is a friend of theirs. Damn Kinkmeme anonymity. OTL *crawls into the hole of shame* I’M SORRY. For what it’s worth, I did enjoy it, and was sad when the update took so long. ;3; Klei is just bitter because she’s an impatient S.O.B. (Well, D.O.B, because...
AOFRHADOHGEOGMDO asefomaofaA asdgfHAUMadgagdaOPDS AHAUMOPDSA. Forgive the spam, but THIS SHIT HURTS. ASDFGHJK-
himapapaftw asked: nothing much, just browsing the internets and begging bea to write a fic for me uwu it isn't working tho
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: *tugs on your shirt* ;3;
himapapaftw asked: oh so you're the infamous klei :o hi there i'm anya and i'm bea's friend :3 it's nice to meet you
alfreds-mangina-of-liberty asked: hey why are you still following tumblr staff
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
What is this I don't even.
Am I doing this right, Bea? God, I feel like an old woman trying to figure out how to internet. XD Umm, I’m Klei of fanfiction.net, I write all sorts of random stuff that some people like and other people hate. …Am I supposed to write something more productive here? I can’t imagine anyone would be interested enough in me to read this. Klei is a rather boring person. Who...